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i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
You get so attached to people’s words that you forget that their actions have to match them
Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: Is the fear of long words.
oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man